Friday, February 01, 2008

I wonder...

  1. Why does asparagus make your pee smell?
  2. What exactly happens to the other sock that disappears in the dryer?
  3. Does the lady outside of H&R Block get paid extra to dance while she is wearing the Statue of Liberty costume, or is that just an added bonus for all us driving by? And did she use movers New York to get here all the way from New York Habor?
  4. Why is it called "throw up", when you actually "throw down?"
  5. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  6. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
  7. Where do dinosaurs fit in the bible?
  8. Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

(Dad, I know you will have a hayday with this one)

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Jamie said...

Is it "throw up" because it comes up from your stomach?
WHY DOES YOUR PEE SMELL WHEN YOU EAT ASPARAGUS?
Asparagus contains a sulfur compound called mercaptan. It is also found in onions, garlic, rotten eggs, and in the secretions of skunks. The signature smell occurs when this substance is broken down in your digestive system. Not all people have the gene for the enzyme that breaks down mercaptan, so some of you can eat all the asparagus you want without stinking up the place. One study published in the British Journal of Clinical Pharmacology found that only 46 percent of British people tested produced the odor while 100 percent of French people tested did.
There you go dear......but you won't find me eating it anytime soon!!

it's me, Val said...

It's throw up because it comes up your esophagus and out the mouth, silly!

Water --- Neil said it's because people just think it has to have one. The consumer, that is. If there wasn't one, the consumer would complain.

I found a good read about dinosaurs in the Bible just last week. It helped clarify quite a bit. Remind me and I will email you the link.

P.S. I tagged you. I hope you do the meme.

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