Conversations With A Three-Year-Old

Me: Sami what do you want to be when you grow up?

Sami: A princess.

Me: Well since your dad and mom are not the king and queen you will have to marry a prince, and sweetie I do not think that is going to happen. Plus being a princess isn't a very dependable job.

Sami: Well mommy if I can't be a princess I will just be a singer. That's 'pendable.

Me: ((groan))

Sometimes I wonder if Sami has the same DNA as my other two kids.