Today Matt and I went to the outlet mall while Emily was at gymnastics practice. Here is how our conversation went in The Gap.
While admiring a really cool pair of leather flip flops Alexis says quite loud: Gee Matt, I really wish you would wear thongs.
Guy Standing Near Us Says While Laughing: Hey man, whatever floats your boat.
Alexis: Not a thong, I mean flip flops.
Guy Standing Near Us Says While Laughing: Uh huh, sure.
Alexis: No really, flip flops. I wish you would wear flips flops. Not a thong.
Ummm, yeah. I doubt Matt will go shopping with me anytime soon. Especially since everyone around us was cracking up laughing. But I have to blame my mom because she calls flip flops "tongs" and I was just confused at the time. Seriously, I have no desire to see any man, let alone Matt in a thong. Gag.